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Put “ I love you.” in my askbox and see how my muse reacts.

My muse has been affected by sex pollen! They’re uncontrollably horny, 20x as sensitive, and… tied to a chair. How does your muse deal with this?

[ RANDOM EDITION ] Send any of the following for my muse’s reaction:

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“Don’t pretend that I didn’t matter to you!”
“Why do you care?”
“You’re the one who left!”
“Believe what you want.”
“You’re wrong.”
“You think you know everything about me, but you don’t.”
“I found this last night. Is it yours?”
“I’m guilty.”
“How could you do that?”
“Holy shit!”
“If you ever loved me you’d let me go.”
“Love you? How could I ever love you? You’re broken and I’m not going to try and fix that.”
“Shut up!”
“But you promised.”
“I’m going to just… leave then.”

SEND ONE OF THE FOLLOWING FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION (Bossy version)

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  • “Get down from there right now!”
  • “Come here right now!”
  • “Do it again, and this time do it properly.”
  • “Do you think that’s acceptable?”
  • “Honestly, this is ridiculous.”
  • “Are you even trying?”
  • “Did you try?”
  • “What a pathetic attempt!”
  • “Poor effort, try again.”
  • “This is unacceptable.”
  • “I need to see you in my office, now.”
  • “How dare you?!”
  • “What a sorry excuse for a report!”
  • “Clean? You call this clean?”
  • “This is revolting, I’d rather eat out of a urinal.”
  • “If this is coffee why does it tastes like piss?”
  • “I want this all done by 2 o’clock.”
  • “Don’t be late.”
  • “That’s no excuse.”
  • “I won’t allow it.”
  • “I refuse.”
  • “I’m revoking your privileges.”
  • “If you’re late, consider yourself out of the job.”
  • “If you fail this mission, don’t even bother coming back.”
  • “If you fail this assignment, you might as well drop out.”

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