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I’m sure, take it easy! It jumped off your magazine *chuckles over you behaviour*

     _{{ ♫ } — [ glares ] “MY MAGAZINE? OH COME ON – COULDN’T YOU HAVE USED ONE OF YOUR PORN MAGAZINES INSTEAD—”}

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Oh God it’s biiig! *Walks over to it with a magazine and gets it on it and throws it out the window* it’s gone now Billa!

     _{{ ♫ } — [ peeks at from a veeeeery big distance. ] “Be careful–!!” [ jumps out of the way. ] “Are you sure? Are you completely sure?”}

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What? wheeere? I can smack it away! “Chuckles”

    _{{ ♫ } — “That! That big– black thing! Over there! In the cor–THERE!!” [ points. ] “Oh, no – but don’t hurt it –”}